About 22 years or so ago, a friend and her husband had invited my husband, Stéphane, and I over to their house for dinner during the Christmas Holiday Season. They didn’t want us to bring anything so we brought some really good red wine.
We were warmly greeted, the wine offering was taken from us, and we pulled up to the dinner table for a fantastic and filling meal, replete with more wine provided by our hosts. We ate, we laughed, we drank. It was a whole lot of fun. After dinner was done, my friends suggested we play Scrabble. Sure! I had played a bit and Stéphane had never played but the rules were simple enough to explain. So, we sat around a living room coffee table and the game began.
We each took our turns and it was smooth in the beginning. It then became evident that Stéphane seemed to have difficulty processing the fact that when he lays down squares to makes a word, if his squares butt up to an already existing letter, the whole line of squares need to make a word. He was reminded of this by our host when he returned with an opened bottle of wine.
And reminded again, as our host sucked back more wine and showed obvious agitation.
The next reminder came rather loudly while our host was standing up, red faced and, as he shunned all social etiquette, drank straight from a newly opened bottle of wine.
“Okay. Okay, I’ve got it”. Stéphane spoke placatingly, apologetically. The air was fraught with tension. It was really uncomfortable but nobody wanted to draw attention to it. Reassuring everyone that he understood, Stéphane carefully, almost hesitatingly, placed his next letters on the board. E, L, F.
Only they were up against the letter H.
The room exploded. The host leapt to his feet, brandishing the now empty wine bottle, his facial and neck veins pulsating as he shrieked, Helf!!! HELF?!!! Helf is a WORD???!!!
Stéphane, all confused as to how he had made a mistake, meekly said, “Helf. You know, Santa and his helfs?”
Oh my – sounds like my maman when she spoke English “dis, dat and dose tings” lol. My godmother always made me a sugar pie for my mid-December birthday. I miss all my old french-canadian traditions.
😁 You need to make your own traditions, then! Carry on your French-Canadian ones. The food is certainly delicious and worth making! Have a wonderful holiday and take care, Diane!
Thanks for the recipe – I always wanted to try it. I had a French Canadian grandmother who married my English/Irish (off the boat) grandfather. She learned English when she married and always wrote letters to me with “h’s” in front of of “is” and other places too. I was in love with her “Maid of Honour” tarts that she made without measuring and just using her hand. They were the best! Best wishes for a healthy, happy and safe 2022!
You’re welcome! You have a nice family story. I hope the pie works out for you. It’s been a few years since I’ve made it and the recipe was given to me rather cryptically and in French. All the best wishes to you, too, Sheila!